kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

Another rather useful expression in Finnish

depressingfinland:

"Vittujen kevät ja kyrpien takatalvi"

The spring of cunts and the late winter of dicks

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

lagio:

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

jackiefarrell:

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

in which we are all Tom

Goals

foreveralone-lyguy:

I feel like we’ve all known a girl in elementary school that was obsessed with horses

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

Sherlock with JohnimageSherlock without Johnimage

orangewave:

when you go over your legs shaving like 5 times in the shower but when you get out and dry off it’s like
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thewicked-eternity